The CBC News website published this story as part of their “Funny Stuff” news on September 8, 2016: “Delightful local mom oddly familiar with Satanist teachings of Anton Lavey.”
In this local colour piece, a neighbour of a woman from Erin, Ontario named Meredith Cheeseman comments, “‘I guess if I had to pick one thing about Meredith that I find a bit weird, it would be that she does seem to be strangely well-versed in the Satanist teachings of Anton Lavey.'”
(Given that there’s no evidence being presented here that isn’t circumstantial, please consider this post and the others like this an exercise in hypothesizing for entertainment purposes only, whether or not the accounts presented correspond to real, not-fictional events.)
Another resident comments: “Meredith will just bring up Anton Lavey out of nowhere… You’ll be having a nice chat about the weather, and suddenly she’ll say something like, ‘Well, you know what Anton Lavey says–there is a beast in man. Cursed are the God adorers, for they shall be shorn sheep.'”
According to sources, “she has repeatedly alluded to having an on-again, off-again relationship with a charismatic bald man in the ’70s.”
This may not be well-known to outsiders, but LaVey had a house on Ontario Street in downtown Burlington, Ontario that was a place of worship for local satanist families. That property became untenable after a noisy incident in 1976 attracted too much attention for comfort; a decade later, a new street called Blathwayte Lane was built through a portion of the property.
From age nine to seventeen, I played rep baseball for Burlington, from 1989 to 1997 (with the exception of 1992, when I was in California for the year). In my later years, I would become familiar with the umpires we’d see most often. One was the aforementioned Joseph Franks, a.k.a. “Franzee.” He was a heck of a nice guy, and he called one of the best games I ever pitched–first round of the O.B.A. finals in 1996, when I beat Windsor, who were on their way to a national title, and I was featured in the Burlington Spectator with a photo of me pitching.
Two of the other umpires were members of the Cheeseman family–Meredith Cheeseman’s sons Don and his significantly younger half-brother, Pat.
It was disheartening to learn that several people I know from rep baseball are dead, killed by Burlington satanists. These happened in the years immediately following me quitting baseball (I didn’t play my last year of high school, having quit rep ball; it was nice having the spring off).
- One was the result of a fraudulent satanist/biker scheme whereby his mother won a significant of money, something like $100,000, in the lottery. It was demanded that her son be made available for sex with older male members, and when he and his mother resisted, they were executed. They used chainsaws on his face.
- Another was killed by his friend, also a teammate of mine, when the friend tried to “bring him in” to the satanist world, and he was appalled at the idea.
- The other incident happened my last year of playing rep ball, and I have vague recollections of this happening. I heard a rumor that the umpire “Cheese Man,” or Don Cheeseman, was selling cocaine from the trunk of his car, as witnessed by one of the players. My team’s coach reported Cheeseman to the league convenor, but the convenor’s family were satanists themselves, and as a result, the coach, the player who reported it, and his father, were killed, sawed with chainsaws.
- After that, one of my former teammates tried to leave the satanist organization, and he was executed as a result.
In Yves’ Lavigne’s book, Hell’s Angels: Taking Care of Business, which is a fictional smokescreen designed to cover up the actual stories behind events that were known to people, like dead bodies turning up, Ronald “Big Cheese” Cheeseman is mentioned as president of the Hell’s Angels Mid-State chapter. He is described as one of the East Coast’s biggest producers of methamphetamine. He is also described as weighing 250 pounds and appearing in a videotape in which he has sexual relations with a seven-year-old boy.
Ronald Cheeseman is the brother of Bruce Cheeseman, Meredith Cheeseman’s second husband, and the stepfather of Don, who took his new stepfather’s last name.
Bruce Cheeseman chainsawed over 800 people in “Satania,” a name given to the forests of West Burlington, which have been kept undeveloped to preserve their “satanist’s paradise,” where they can torture, dismember, and kill people and dispose of bodies with impunity.
This may not be well-known, but Bruce Cheeseman has a place in Canadian literary history as the inspiration behind Margaret Laurence’s character Bram Shipley, the charismatic brute of a ex-husband of the protagonist of her seminal novel, The Stone Angel.
Don Cheeseman is a high-ranking satanist leader of motorcycle club operations in Burlington, Ontario, Canada, which it turns out, is secretly the satanist capital of the world.
More to come.
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